Why Your Boyhood Pain Never Works out the Way You Plan
I'll never forget the event that lead to my eventual disappearance. I came home from my math tutor and found...
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Who is Billy Wizard? You Will Rue the Day You Found Out
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted...
Floss Is Good
Floss is good. You not a scumbag otherwise you can live in town with no teeth.
Some Women Should Be Wearing Lysol
Billy Wizard told me some women should be wearing lysol for perfoom it will help theyr job
There Are No White Teeth on Pretty Girls
there are no white teeth on pretty girls unless they bleach them to be in the pornose movies Billy Wizard...
Today a Eagle Is Born the Most Powerful the Merkin Nagel
Today a eagle is born the most powerful the merkin nagel. Billy likes it best of off the kinds
Fingers in the Inside Now! Go!!
Fritzy write in you journal. You can not make me wright a journal entry today if I do not have...
Stop Shivering like a Shitting Dog
Today it rain. I did not say dry and Billy Wizard said to me stop shivering like a shitting dog.
A History of The World by Fritzy McGee
200 years ago people lived in caves and wore animal skins and cleaned chimneys with the bones of small children...
Dojo Billy Wizard and Laser Dog
Dojo Billy Wizard and Laser Dog send their birthday wishes. Hope it’s your birthday soon. Drawing by Bixby.
If Billy Wizard and April Had a Baby
This is an artist's rendering of the result of a hypothetical coupling between a fictional character named Billy Wizard, and ...
Avatar Suicide Prevention with Billy Wizard
Pants on the ground is a life changing song it helps young people not kill theyselves after seeing Avatar the...
Rainbows In Her Brain Meats
Once again we are graced with a reader's submission from 7 year old Fritzy McGee. Fritzy writes: "Sometimes when I...
Laser Dog Protects Billy Wizard’s Shit
Billy Wizard and Laser Dog Sent in by 7 year old Fritzy McGee of Lansing Michigan (more…)
