MEDFORD, WISCONSIN – An area boy told local authorities he was able to fend off a werewolf attack Friday night using nothing more than a gallon jug of antifreeze.  He was reportedly walking to the barn to complete his nightly chores, when a creature rushed him. Quick thinking, the boy grabbed a nearby gallon of antifreeze and dumped it on the concrete walkway.  The boy told authorities he knew antifreeze was poisonous to dogs, and they cannot resist drinking it.  “Prestone’s sweet to them, like Kool Aid,” said the boy “And the wolfman got on all fours and  lapped it up just like one of the hounds drinks from a puddle.”

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