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Mens van de Ezels de Slepende Hond By Theodore van Gogh

Curators at the Staatliche Museen zu Berlin have discovered an unknown impressionist painting by van Gogh – Theodore van Gogh, brother of Vincent.  Charles Alfred Frans Robie ph.D, a visiting official from the Belgian Museum of Radiology noticed the painting hanging in the men’s room of the German institution.  While passing a kidney stone, he stared at the painting and noticed the name van Gogh in tiny letters beneath the wolf’s tail hole.

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A baby Ass dragging werewolf thinks a chicken is his mother. He grows up to lead pack of chickens. A bearded man makes him a nest of bacon to lay his eggs. Only he’s a wolf and a guy so he doesn’t lay eggs.  He just lays a giant crap in his nest  and every morning he terrorizes the farm by dragging streaks of  bacon grease and wolfman feces across the lawn and carpets.

Still photos of an elusive flying ass dragging werewolf couple in the wild.

This romantic couple met for the first time in the wild blue yonder. What is a yonder you say?  It’s the place where ass draggers meet, fall in love, fly then have ass dragging puppies who fly around your house and drag their asses on your curtains.

He thinks that tail is a worm. Yes the end is near.  Ass draggers can fly.

There are hundreds of horrors that greet us everyday in the office.  From sneezing babies, to prehistoric insects, you just never know what will greet you on a monday morning.  EMToast.com has surveyed thousands of cubicle jockeys and narrowed it down to the top two most terrifying office horrors.  Now it’s up to you to decide what’s more horrible.  Finding an ass dragging werewolf pulling itself down those plush gray office carpets or seeing that a baby faced creep is now your new manager.  Even if he is a family man, you must decide…

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January 15, 2009

A Greenbay Wisconsin woman returned home friday afternoon to find a creature defiling her living room carpet.

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