Right now we’re all thirsty for something cleaner.
Right now artificial feels so right.
Right now we’re gonna make it clear.
Introducing Crystal Windex. Clear Cola. Right Now!
(Warning not for human consumption)
Why does my email keep getting these strange blogs from an alternate dimension in which some tard named “Billy Wizard” became the next big go-to life adviser?…because I think this guy should be the next Oprah.