Local Authorities Warn of Serial Slapper

slap in the face photo

LOCAL AREA, USA. Authorities in our local area are warning residents to be on alert for a serial slapper.  This slapper always backhands his victims to avoid leaving finger prints.

Three women were slapped within seven hours on Monday night outside a local area bar.

Local area police released security surveillance of the suspect on Tuesday.

“What this suspect appears to be doing is slapping women, and thin men”, said Andrea Jaeger with the Local Area Sheriff’s Office.  “He wants to slap them in the face with the back of his hand.  Untraceable.”

Officers say this guy isn’t working alone.

“We believe a support smacker is with him in a Red 1982 Toyota Tercel or a 1985 Powder Blue Ford Escort,” Jaeger said.

It’s frightening for drinkers in the area like George Dawkins,”

“It worries me, because I’m a thin guy.  I do a lot of drinking down here and I’m not paying attention at times,” he said.

Dawkins plans to be more aware of his surroundings.

“It makes me want to put on a few pounds,” he told us. “You wanna get a taco?”

But if you are thin, or a woman, deputies want you to be alert.  The victims were in their 20s and 30s.

“Be aware of your surroundings. If it doesn’t feel right, go back in the bar and get to drinking.” Jaeger said.

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