What Everyone Is Saying about Vegetarian Cannibals

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This is “Off the Clock” with Anthony J. Booze.
AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected at his real job, 1013 KEMT News Radio. You never know where AJ Booze will pop up off the clock.

As I walk the streets of our local area, I see a lot of wasted vegetation.  Brown leaves just piled on the streets littered with cigarette butts, crushed cans, and papers.  I realize how many mouths those leaves could feed, yet they go to waste.  It got me thinking about the recent Vegan Cannibal Bodybuilder scandal so I decided to visit our Whole Foods to see if I wasn’t the only one.

I asked Aravinda what he thought, “Excuse me sir, can you share your thoughts on the Vegan Cannibal arrested in our local area?

He answered “He’s a juicer.  A muscle head weight lifter resolved to vegetarianism focused around his adoration for creatures, not for health reasons. He does an overabundance of steroids and soy protein shakes. Soy is like lead. Turns your mind.  Twists your psyche. He hurts for meat yet can’t bring himself to to consume animals so he begins consuming human.  Cannibal! Man-Eater! Savage!”

Couldn’t have said it better myself.  See you off the clock!

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