What Mom Never Told You about Love at First Sight

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Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton

Dear Doctor: I am already in love.  Can I have love at first sight with someone else?  If this happens my wife will beat me and I am afraid.  How could I stop it?  — Guys Eyes

Dear Guys Eyes:  Never look a woman directly in their eye.  Their beauty is like a virus.  Each one can infect you worse than the one before and you will fall in love over and over.  Those loves are not real.  The fear that you feel of beating is the real love.  Avert your eyes from all women and you will live a long happy life with hundreds of young spawn.

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