The Oracle and the Future Dogs Fighting with Light Sabers

Welcome to our new feature “The Oracle.” A select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are  submitted to the Oracle to extract their truths. 

Oracle we ask you: What sort of fashion statement does Thomas Jefferson make?

Oracle says: One hundred thousand years from now dogs will fight with light sabers and eat all the hot dogs they want.

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