The Eleventh Day of Christmas Biebers

Justin Bieber as Edward Cullen

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Justin Bieber dressed for thee:
Eleven Kris Jenners or Edward Cullens
Ten Guy from Super Troopers
Nine Kristen Stewarts
Eight Boris Karloffs
Seven Selena Gomezs
Six Amy Winehouse
Five Jason Priestleys
Four Taylor Swifts
Three Osama Bin Ladens
Two Khloe Kardashians and
a Kelly Osbourne with red cheeks

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