The Eighth Day of Christmas Biebers

Justin Bieber as Boris Karloff

On the eighth day of Christmas
Justin Bieber dressed for thee:
Eight Boris Karloffs
Seven Selena Gomezs
Six Amy Winehouse
Five Jason Priestleys
Four Taylor Swifts
Three Osama Bin Ladens
Two Khloe Kardashians and
a Kelly Osbourne with red cheeks

Don't Piss off the Guy Who Buys Your Dinner
I Came up Sour. Your Eyes Will Drop to the Floor.