The Turkey’s Prayer: A Lord’s Prayer Adaptation with Permission from God

 

Our turkey who art in heaven,

hollow be thy breast.

Thy stuffing come

Thy meats be done

on plates as it is in heaven.

Thank you this day for bloated guts,

and forgive us our passed gasses,

as we forgive those who pass gass against us,

and lead us not into indigestion,

but deliver us from hunger.

 

Amen. 

(Adapted from the Lord’s Prayer with permission from God)