Snowbow Warning of Emergency Alert Symptoms
Don’t look directly into a snowbow or you will lose your vision forever and your eyes will glaze over white.
Snowbow:
Example Sentence: Her mother warned her not to look into the snowbow, but the colors were irresistible, and now that white eyed bitch will be blind forever.
Snow·bow [snoh-boh] noun
1. A bow or arc of prismatic colors appearing in the sky opposite the sun and caused by the refraction and reflection of the sun’s rays in flakes of snow and directly into the cornea causing total blindness and whitening of eye tissue. See snow-blindness.
That white eyed bitch has cataracts worse than a 900 year old mummy!
She must have stared into the snowbow for hours.