In 1564 the native american indians taught the pilgrims how to survive the harsh north american winters by smoking four rolled tobacco cigarettes at a time and demanding that their neighbors “gimme turkey”
By 1567 the white man had eaten all the buffalo, invented track lighting, and Nascar. The free world was born.
- Happy Thanksgiving!
- Turkeyman: Curse of the Wereturkey
- The Turkey’s Prayer: A Lord’s Prayer Adaptation with Permission from God