In 1564 the native american indians taught the pilgrims how to survive the harsh north american winters by smoking four rolled tobacco cigarettes at a time and demanding that their neighbors “gimme turkey”

By 1567 the white man had eaten all the buffalo, invented track lighting, and Nascar.   The free world was born.

Thanks.

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