Reagan’s Ghost Haunting Whitehouse, Wants Obama Out, Literally

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Reagan's Ghost VS Obama

The ghost of Ronald Reagan is haunting the Whitehouse, quite literally. He first appeared to Obama while he was literally on the toilet.  Reagan’s ghost whispered to Obama, “Get out while you still can” then literally made it rain jelly beans.

Reagan’s ghost literally preys on the Obama’s fears of childhood obesity and literally  fills the kids shoes with cookies, their pillowcases with marshmallow, and literally replaces their toothpaste with molasses.  The kids literally wake up and say, “We love you mister President.  You’re the real President.  My daddy doesn’t let me eat molasses” He is literally turning their children against them.

Obama staffers are saying that he is literally so rattled that he is afraid to even sleep at the Whitehouse. He literally drives home to Illinois nearly every weekend just to get some rest.  Literally.

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5 thoughts on “Reagan’s Ghost Haunting Whitehouse, Wants Obama Out, Literally

  1. I wonder if the Reagan ghost and the Teddy Roosevelt ghost ever quarrel?
    Anyway, I think the Reagan ghost is just mad at Obamma for leaving all those popeyes boxes in the oval office and just not picking up after himself in general.

  2. They love fried chicken, fried stuff in general.
    I LIVE in Oakland, don’t give me your ‘perception is reality’ nonsense.

    1. I wonder if reagans ghost sends him subliminal messages in his sleep and makes obama think he is living the movie the killers.

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