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Nov 03 2011

Dear Stinkbug, I Love You, Now Die

Posted by bixby in Art of the Folked

stinkbug in chicken blood on a toothbrush

Dear Stinkbug,

I do not appreciate coming home to find you on my toothbrush. Since you touched it, I am going to be nice enough to give it to you, you are going to need it, as a life raft. I hope you enjoy the rest of your life on my toothbrush inside of a ziplock bag full of chicken blood you little bastard.

Love,

Bixby

XOXOXO

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4 Responses to “Dear Stinkbug, I Love You, Now Die”
  1. smoke em if you got em says:
    November 3, 2011 at 11:09 pm

    i hate those things!

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  2. anti stink says:
    November 9, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    You have stinkbugs running around your place?
    Gee, you must be really stinky!!!

    Reply
  3. Mr. Chicken says:
    November 15, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    I had to throw out a whole bucket of Popeyes because their were stinkbugs in it!
    Apparently they LOVES dat chicken!

    Reply
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