Robert Pattinson Caught Smoking

I just want to say thanks to the drunken asshole, walking down the middle of the road at night wearing all black, for paying attention in dirtbag safety class the day they taught them to make sure they are smoking a cigarette so that cars driving up behind their completely non reflective black hooded asses can see the ember from their cigarette at the last second and swerve to miss them.

SMOKING SAVES LIVES!

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6 thoughts on “Smoking Saves Lives

  1. Maybe he was walking to Po…
    oops, I forgot, we’re not allowed to mention fried chicken on this site, they kinda fly off if you do.
    Sorrrrrrrrry.
    So very, very, terribly sorry.

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