I just want to say thanks to the drunken asshole, walking down the middle of the road at night wearing all black, for paying attention in dirtbag safety class the day they taught them to make sure they are smoking a cigarette so that cars driving up behind their completely non reflective black hooded asses can see the ember from their cigarette at the last second and swerve to miss them.
SMOKING SAVES LIVES!
- Jesus Saved Me… from Getting Kicked Out of Community College
- Alexander Hamilton Lives Up the Street from Me
- Lesson One: He Bleach His Self