I just want to say thanks to the drunken asshole, walking down the middle of the road at night wearing all black, for paying attention in dirtbag safety class the day they taught them to make sure they are smoking a cigarette so that cars driving up behind their completely non reflective black hooded asses can see the ember from their cigarette at the last second and swerve to miss them.
SMOKING SAVES LIVES!
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Smoking does save lives I’ve seen it first hand!
he should just set himself on fire then he could live forever!
Now that certainly justifies smoking…hey it saves lives…lol
all the little kiddies should smoke up this halloween to stay safe!
there is a good reason for everything if you really think about it
Maybe he was walking to Po…
oops, I forgot, we’re not allowed to mention fried chicken on this site, they kinda fly off if you do.
Sorrrrrrrrry.
So very, very, terribly sorry.