That Hamburger’s Your Brother (I saw it come out of your mother)

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These were the final miles of a summer journey.  The four passengers consisted of the driver, the girlfriend,  the sister, and the groundhog eater.  As they slowly and angrily moved through the highway traffic, returning from another coal town wedding, a hamburger was spotted.  It was just sitting on the hood of the car next to them.

The groundhog eater asked, “How did it get there? Why doesn’t it fall off?”

The driver hatefully replied to him, “That hamburger’s your brother.  I saw it come out of your mother. ”

They all laughed because they knew it was true.

Creative Commons License photo credit: stu_spivack

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14 thoughts on “That Hamburger’s Your Brother (I saw it come out of your mother)

  1. YOUR DRUG HABIT GETTING OUT OF CONTROL?
    ‘Chinese firedrill can’t even kill a bitch’, the Apple Daily News stories, that shit was Ace Reporting, but this new crap??! WTF? You suffer a major head injury lately?
    Dandelions, fucking panzy assed gazebos and fuckin’ pussy burgers? WHAT THE HELL?

  2. And what the hell happened to Bixby? She get abducted by aliens or something?
    (If she did I want to read about it HERE!)

  3. Well, she could have been flying around in the stratosphere for those three months.
    You have a duty towards your public!
    More strange Asian news stories and autobiographical skethes!
    (also the dolphin rape and foot perve stuff seeme to have a cult following)

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