That Hamburger’s Your Brother (I saw it come out of your mother)

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These were the final miles of a summer journey.  The four passengers consisted of the driver, the girlfriend,  the sister, and the groundhog eater.  As they slowly and angrily moved through the highway traffic, returning from another coal town wedding, a hamburger was spotted.  It was just sitting on the hood of the car next to them.

The groundhog eater asked, “How did it get there? Why doesn’t it fall off?”

The driver hatefully replied to him, “That hamburger’s your brother.  I saw it come out of your mother. ”

They all laughed because they knew it was true.

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