Doctors Invented Cancer in 1926

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I’m 97 years old, and I never heard of cancer until I was 12 years old.  My neighbor fell down the stairs and broke his leg.  He went to the hospital and did you know he never came out ‘cause they said he had cancer? I never heard  of cancer before.  I think they gave it to him. Who goes to the hospital with a broken leg and ends up with cancer?

Doctors invented cancer to get your money and keep you in the hospital. When they open you up and let the air get at it, it spreads everywhere.

Look at me.  I got popcorn shrimp swimming around in my veins.  I ain’t going to the hospital for that.  I’ll get cancer.  That’s how they get you.

That Hamburger's Your Brother (I saw it come out of your mother)
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17 thoughts on “Doctors Invented Cancer in 1926

  1. Skrimps dont mean ding dong dang all de doo da day mang. Yooz gotta drown yo mcnuggitz in de hunny BBQ an feedz dem all de ungyung rangz you kin grab an shovel down, oh you toast iz boint, E M muhfuckin toast.
    DO YOU READ ME MISTAH INNERWEBS NEWS GUY?
    (@#%%*@@#)

  2. why the hell did you freaks draw the doctor naked? and why are his nipples on his shoulders?
    weirdos.

    1. Doctors exist on a higher plane that regular humans so when you view them on this plane their nipples appear slightly higher than normal people because of all the light refraction and their aura blows off their clothes. They’re kind of like greys, no one who ever got abducted by an alien saw a grey wearing a lab coat. highly evolved beings just don’t need that shit

  3. i tried that excuse when an old gewfwen came across one of my kinky sketchbooks.
    she didn’t buy it for a second.

  4. My great uncle Buster invented ‘indian burns’ and charley horses.
    He was a pastry chef who liked to hurt people on his time off.

    1. you got to watch out for those pastry chefs they have a lot of suppressed angry from all the pressure to create flaky crusts

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