Doctors Invented Cancer in 1926

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I’m 97 years old, and I never heard of cancer until I was 12 years old.  My neighbor fell down the stairs and broke his leg.  He went to the hospital and did you know he never came out ‘cause they said he had cancer? I never heard  of cancer before.  I think they gave it to him. Who goes to the hospital with a broken leg and ends up with cancer?

Doctors invented cancer to get your money and keep you in the hospital. When they open you up and let the air get at it, it spreads everywhere.

Look at me.  I got popcorn shrimp swimming around in my veins.  I ain’t going to the hospital for that.  I’ll get cancer.  That’s how they get you.

That Hamburger's Your Brother (I saw it come out of your mother)
Author Word Find: Gotta Catch Them All