EATHERS

Easter bunny get up this morning and he want hims meat.  Them childrens was runnin all around up and down them streets.  He say that’s a sweet piece a child meat.

Then he crunches into them an say this a hollow child.  I want a solid.  They jus don’t make em like they used to. I done got gypped.

My Son Eating Corn
The Dangers of Eye Contact with the Soulless

3 thoughts on “Chocolate Bunny Want Meat

  1. and people say the true spirit of easter is ignored by the media in favor of promoting commercial interests.
    may I post a link to this article on my church website?

  2. This report disturbs us.
    Apparently the Antichrist has been resurrected indicating that the final eighth seal, or the ‘occult seal’, has been broken.
    According to our calculations this is an entire year sooner than we had anticipated.
    Can you provide us with more detailed information?
    -Son of the Morning Illuminati
    P.S. Buy a water purifier and a five year supply of dehydrated food NOW!

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.