Jan
19
2011
What is the Difference Between a City and a Town?
Posted by Toastmaster in Art of the Folked
A man once asked me what is the difference between a city and a town? A city is bigger I told him.
He then asked me what is the difference between a boat and a ship? A ship is bigger I told him.
What is the difference between a hill and a mountain? A mountain is bigger I told him.
Yes, he said, that’s right, and we left it at that.
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