Today I met a robot. He has a gun. He shoots the gun, but not at me. He won’t break the robotic laws because he has good wiring. He looks at me and beeps. I don’t know what it means really, but I think he wants to be friends. I guess I could be friends with a robot. I mean, why not?
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