Don’t buy a puppy from the pet store thinking you are rescuing him. You are just opening up space for another puppy mill puppy.
You’ve just got to let those puppies die in their cages. It’s for their own good.
Do your part to stop puppy mills. http://www.humanesociety.org/issues/puppy_mills/tips/buying_puppy.html
It’s a joke. I love the puppies too. Seriously though what does the humane society expect will happen to those cute little puppies they have at the mall next to the food court playing together atop their pine shaving beds if Grampa’s don’t buy them. Grampa buy me a puppy. Your mom will kill me. Fuck it, that brown one is cute. Your mom is kind of a bitch anyway. A little piss on the floor and a couple chewed up shoes will put her in her place. I can’t wait to see her rotten face when I bring this pooch home. What are you gonna do now little Mommy. I’ll tell you what, nothing. You’re going to be cleaning up after this mongrel for the next 15 years. I never thought I could turn something so cute into something so hateful, but these damn puppy mills have forced my hand. Hell, maybe I’ll buy two. One for each kid. That’ll teach her not to call me on sunday and to forget to bring me my Folgers. I need that Folgers to live. What the hell was she thinking bringing me Chock Full of Nuts. I want folgerslicious coffee not that filthy peanut shell infested chock o. Come on kid. Let’s show mommy your new puppy. We’re both going to wet the bed later. She better have my folgers too. Oh and the butter better be soft tonight. Every time she gives me my bread the butter is hard. That cold butter just doesn’t spread right. Do dogs like butter?
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