Artists rendering of the unreleased final scene from Apocalypse Now where a Zombie Marlon Brando eats a unicorn who simultaneously pukes out blood and shits rainbows.
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I call bullshit on this.
i’m drinking crayon juice
I heard Marlon Brando ate that cow they cut up on apocolypse now after they chopped it up. Then he ate all the extras on the set. Nobody could stop him, so they had to call the national guard.
True story!
I also heard that he used to live on the top floor of a los angeles office building and he took up the entire floor.
He used to order call girls from an escort service and after they went up to see him they were never seen again.
That guy gives me the creeps!
I’m drunk on crayon juice and Marlon Brando is chowing down on a pegasus leg.
Crazy world, aint it?
Especially on crayon juice. Oh man now I ruined my shirt with indian red.
Marlon Brando can eat my ASS!