HALLOWEEN WISHES FROM CATS THAT SPRAY SOUR EAR BLOOD FROM THEIR MOUTHS.
MAY ALL YOUR CANDY BE FULL SIZE AND FREE OF RAZOR BLADES AND ROOFIES.
It would be cool if Batman changed his emblem to a cat puking out sour ear blood.
Then he wouldn’t be ‘Batman’ anymore!
Sour Ear Blood Cat Puke Man to the rescue.
Get lost sour ear blood cat puke man!
Me and poison ivy were just gettin’ busy!
I like her to tie me up first!
Now BEAT IT before I call the cops!
This article sounds like it was written by a 6th grade kid.