You Blew Out My Fuckin’ Eye Drums


Sitting in the dark.  Nice and relaxed.  You’re both tired. The night is over. You follow her into the next room. Both moving through darkness, comfortable in your familiar surroundings. Without warning, she hits the lights and you can’t help shouting “Christ! You blew out my fuckin’ eye drums.”

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