these old bones are on a liquid diet
so put away your saltines and please be quiet.
put away the pepper
put away the bread
and please be silent
I’m trying to be dead.
ha ha HAAA!
Pepper’s for chumps anyway.
the scarey skeleton drinking in hell by candlelight might sneeze if you start shakin round dat peppuh, bwah!
ever see a skeleton sneeze? dust and cobwebs everywhere.
it’s really quite a sight.
I’d like to see that. Sneezing skeleton would make for a good horror movie.
skeletons can do much more than people give them credit for.