If Billy Wizard and April Had a Baby
This is an artist’s rendering of the result of a hypothetical coupling between a fictional character named Billy Wizard, and April. The child appears to have a 14 head, crippled up fingers, a spray tan, and a frightening toy bear who loves sweets. Billy Wizard is a skinny old man drawing who has a dog who has laser eyes. April is a regular human female whom I do not know. The bear is stuffed with fiberglass. The child is a show stopper.
Does the bear have lazer eyes or breath fire or anything? C’mon, its gotta have some kinda weird powers!
It shits bricks of brown sugar.
or maybe not, the fact that it eats candy is remarkable in itself.
oh, it shits sugar, funny that response wasn’t up before.
sugar shitter, hmmmm………………..
she looks so cute and ripe, i think i’ll plant her upside down in the back yard. i’ll expect a bumper crop of turnips by spring!!
baby killer
horrific.