If Billy Wizard and April Had a Baby

april and billys baby

This is an artist’s rendering of the result of  a hypothetical coupling between a fictional character named Billy Wizard, and  April.  The child appears to have a 14 head, crippled up fingers, a spray tan, and a frightening toy bear who loves sweets.  Billy Wizard is a skinny old man drawing who has a dog who has laser eyes. April is a regular human female whom I do not know. The bear is stuffed with fiberglass. The child is a show stopper.

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