If Billy Wizard and April Had a Baby
This is an artist’s rendering of the result of a hypothetical coupling between a fictional character named Billy Wizard, and April. The child appears to have a 14 head, crippled up fingers, a spray tan, and a frightening toy bear who loves sweets. Billy Wizard is a skinny old man drawing who has a dog who has laser eyes. April is a regular human female whom I do not know. The bear is stuffed with fiberglass. The child is a show stopper.