Three Breasted Mother Suckles Pigs In Muddy Crawlspace
Posted by Toastmaster in Curious Ideas
Riding scooters and yelling. The dogs, even the dogs know that these little children… are wrong.
They ride and slide and slip and scream. They have to go home. Crawl down into the basement – in the crawlspace. Lay down in the mud next to their mother. The three breasted mother, with little pigs suckling on her. And the no-tooth father eating donuts dipping them in muddy puddles. Sometimes he heats it up and pretends that it’s coffee. He has a job at the local trailer park picking up cigarette butts and smoking them as he works he feels quite happy scraping the gum off the stairways.
The children laugh at him, the normal ones. And on Fridays he gets paid. His boss comes out and says,” Hey scummy come over here I’ve got your dog bowl full of dog food. That’s a good boy now keep scraping the gum.”
They laugh. Kicking balls and saying, “Get it Jimmy! Get it Jimmy! Get it.”
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Where on earth did you find that Hag—-looks like my ex.
i can’t start the day without hot mud and cigarette butts.
That makes my mouth water.
work the gorilla head into this, pad it out with another 270 pages or so, and LOOK OUT STEVEN KING!!
Any idea whatever happened to reditt man?
I think he burned out on Emtoast hatred. He was from the site reddit.com and used to battle it out with that guy Randy Stott who promoted us over there.
Oh well. The guy was kind of a killjoy anyway.
Bet he works at the pound gassing kittens and puppies.