EMToast Year One Retrospective
It’s officially one year since the creation of EMToast. I would like to extend a special thank you to the EMToast contributors who have made the site what it is today.
Thanks Bixby for your countless ideas which never cease to amuse and amaze.
Thank you French Toast for warning us of the perverted uncles, neighbors, and testicular artery tearing women that surround us.
Thanks Toe Fu. All I can say is – that Toe he alright!
It’s been a long and terrible year. Here are just a few highlights:
Another creepy little guy was sighted all over the place.
Man Kicks Wife In Box, Threatens to Glue Her Shut
9 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide After Learning Mummies Are Real
Wet Brain: Zombie Infection Linked to Alcoholism
How Master Chief earned his rank….
Laser Dog Protects Billy Wizard’s Shit
Camden Area High Schools Pioneer New Trend in School Curriculum
Husband Caught Having Sex With Bible Study Partner
Swine Flu Posters to Appear in Public Restrooms
Semen Throwing Man Impregnates Victims
Paris Hilton’s Former Pet Monkey Arrested
Stripper Branded with Diarrhea Tramp Stamp
Man Kills Girlfriend Because She Won’t Give Blow Job
The Super Duper Vegan Egan Power Hour
Divorce Court: Abusive Husband Obsessively Sniffs Panties, Threatens To Run Wife Over With Truck
The Boy Who Became a Pervy Old Man
TNA Impact! Wrestling Review aka How I Paralyzed My Baby Bro
Scientists Discover Chocolate and Vanilla are the Only Two Flavors
How Co-Workers Shit Behind Toilet Seat
EMToast: Top 10 Zombie Sightings
Werewolf Sighting: Boy Poisons Creature with Antifreeze
Rapist Neighbor Got More Than He Bargained For
Perfect Nails Made Easy: 8 Feet in 8 Weeks
Skeleton of Four Breasted Woman Discovered
Bigfoot Sighting: Sasquatch Army Rises From Water, Attacks Maryland
“Suck My Bolt!” Robot Uprising Begins
Mother Allegedly Commands Children “Kill Your Father!”
How to Score with Nigerian Women – Without Really Trying
thisis certainly a unique effort. i’ve never seen anything else quite like it. now excuse me while i vomit….
don’t bother cleaning yourself up. you’ll fit in better around here.
Been three years now, no retrospective for that? Ya all loose interest or sumptin?
The first year was good, it’s been all down hill after that.
shameless filler.
If you were butchers you’d mix ground newspaper in with the hamburger.
for shame….
when I was misdirected to this site the other day I had no idea that it had been running since 2009!