It’s officially one year since the creation of EMToast. I would like to extend a special thank you to the EMToast contributors who have made the site what it is today.
Thanks Bixby for your countless ideas which never cease to amuse and amaze.
Thank you French Toast for warning us of the perverted uncles, neighbors, and testicular artery tearing women that surround us.
Thanks Toe Fu. All I can say is – that Toe he alright!
It’s been a long and terrible year. Here are just a few highlights:
Ass Dragging Werewolves have destroyed carpets, the White House Lawn, and even the sky. Watch out eagles!
A strange creature was discovered in the Tunguska wasteland. Then adopted by scientist and taken on a tropical vacation.
Another creepy little guy was sighted all over the place.
Horrorscope – nobody knows if it’s are weekly, monthly, or 5-times-a-yearly, but you learn something new every time.
Rosy Cheeks are all the rage
Man Kicks Wife In Box, Threatens to Glue Her Shut
9 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide After Learning Mummies Are Real
Wet Brain: Zombie Infection Linked to Alcoholism
Dirty Germs With Comb Overs
How Master Chief earned his rank….
Laser Dog Protects Billy Wizard’s Shit
Camden Area High Schools Pioneer New Trend in School Curriculum
Husband Caught Having Sex With Bible Study Partner
Swine Flu Posters to Appear in Public Restrooms
Semen Throwing Man Impregnates Victims
Paris Hilton’s Former Pet Monkey Arrested
Stripper Branded with Diarrhea Tramp Stamp
Man Kills Girlfriend Because She Won’t Give Blow Job
The Super Duper Vegan Egan Power Hour
Divorce Court: Abusive Husband Obsessively Sniffs Panties, Threatens To Run Wife Over With Truck
The Boy Who Became a Pervy Old Man
The Art of Looking Busy
TNA Impact! Wrestling Review aka How I Paralyzed My Baby Bro
Miracle Gum Grows New Teeth
Scientists Discover Chocolate and Vanilla are the Only Two Flavors
How Co-Workers Shit Behind Toilet Seat
EMToast: Top 10 Zombie Sightings
Werewolf Sighting: Boy Poisons Creature with Antifreeze
Rapist Neighbor Got More Than He Bargained For
Perfect Nails Made Easy: 8 Feet in 8 Weeks
Skeleton of Four Breasted Woman Discovered
Astounding Wolf-Man Review
Bigfoot Sighting: Sasquatch Army Rises From Water, Attacks Maryland
“Suck My Bolt!” Robot Uprising Begins
Mother Allegedly Commands Children “Kill Your Father!”
How to Score with Nigerian Women – Without Really Trying
Nocturnal Creature Stalks New Jersey Suburb
Icy Fruit for Monkeys “Look at that butt!”
, French Toast
, Toe Fu
, Year One