When the eyes of Uncle Hot Dogs look into your soul, you know that you have been chosen by a top tier pervert. Uncle Hot dogs has his pick of women and anywhere he goes they comment on his rosy cheeks, baby blues, and youthful blonde locks.
But Uncle Hot Dogs has a dark secret. Poor Uncle Dogs lost the use of his weezer back in Desert Storm and now he tricks women into thinking he’s still a real man with microwaveable ball park dogs that plump when you cook them.
One time he accidentally used one of the cheese filled ones and it burst on this girl and caused second degree burns on her chee chee.
Uncle Hot Dogs was off the scene for a while when his steady girl Melissa was keeping him on lock down. But she found out the secret and now the dog is back out on the streets.
Uncle Hot Dogs is Back and thank (fuck) you for reading this!!
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