Jealous Horse Loses Eye, Rainbow Horn Unicorn to Blame

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A unicorn is a wonderful thing.  The very best unicorns have rainbow horns and like to drive around in cars and their tongues flap back just like a big dumb dog.

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Some black horses are so surprised to see the unicorn being chauffeured around in cars when they have to walk that their eyes bulge out in surprise.

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The most jealous of horses get so surprised that their eye pops right out of the socket and then they just have a crusty brown hole where their big white eye used to be. Also their blonde mane turns a dirty grey because it is stressful trying to find grass to eat when all you have is  a big brown O for an eye.

I like horses.  They have shiny teeth.

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12 thoughts on “Jealous Horse Loses Eye, Rainbow Horn Unicorn to Blame

  1. thats what happens to jealous black horses. eyes blow out of their heads.
    would’nt it have been better for them to have just enrolled in community college and better themselves instead of just being envious?

    1. you are a sick sick man you jerk I do not ever want to see you again! How could you have done that to me, I think that you should be dropped in fire and then get rammed by a rainbow unicorn.

      1. Ummh, I spent like 2min in making the the worst intro ever in Windows movie maker for my friend that is making a youtube channel… I know..

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