That is not a giant bar of soap that the baboons are attacking. It is icy fruit the delicious summer treat that no monkey can resist. One time I was driving through this zoo and all these monkeys were jumping up and down on top of my car and this one little monkey had a real angry face and he kept jumping on this one spot with extra force and he made a dent in my roof. So I reached my hand out and tried to swat him off but he bit my hand with those tiny sharp monkey teeth. Then he jumped back and wagged his finger at me as if to say NO! and all the other monkeys were jumping and making noises like they were laughing and all my friends were like you got dissed by a monkey.
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