President Obama was taking a helicopter tour over Buckingham Palace. The vibration of the chopper combined with the Xtra-Large coffee he had that morning were too much for his bowels.
He dropped his drawers and stuck his presidential ass out the chopper door to drop a deuce. The Queen was just walking out of the palace and the fecal matter struck one of her corgies square on the head.
The queen looked up at him and shook her tiny fist.
Obama gave a presidential wink and the copter was gone.
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