god is a vampire and everyone knows that once they get as old as god they get all smooth and hairless and alabastardy. He is really super glowing white he had to put make-up on like the joker so that no one knows he is super white hot and no one knows he is god, they just think he is a big hand dispensing cherry flavored plague syrup. None of them seem to care that there is a giant hand pouring shit on them, not even those cow things.
God is pouring out his spirit, and his spirit is plague.
Shake it carefully, sometimes when God wipes he doesn’t clean off his hand and that God shit has magical properties like it can eat your skin off, or turn you invisible, or to stone, you just never know what it will do to you.
fuck I hope I never get touched with god shit and all my skin burns off, especially if it is just like my mouth or something and then I have no lips and my gums will get all dried up and I will be all grimacey like a marvel zombie or something, or darkman and people will look at me and point and yell “die darkman die!’ and that would be kind of embarrassing to be like yeah god touched me with his shitty god finger right on my mouth and that’s why I don’t have lips anymore and my teeth have dry socket. why can’t god just wash his hands? he’s not like everyone else where you’re just spreading a staph infection, ecol i, or maybe some sort of prionic disease, he is spreading some serious magical plaguies, he is a scientist for Christ’s sake he knows, this just proves god does not give a shit about you or the fact that he might get his shit on you.
God is pouring out that wine cuz it tasted shitty. Then he’s gonna grab a handful of them cows and snack on them like M&Ms to try and get the taste of the wine out of his mouth.
God just does whatever the fuck he wants.
He’s God, DAMMIT!!
I thought God would have hair on his knuckles.
Swine flu serum is cherry flavored and goes down real smooth.
god is a vampire and everyone knows that once they get as old as god they get all smooth and hairless and alabastardy. He is really super glowing white he had to put make-up on like the joker so that no one knows he is super white hot and no one knows he is god, they just think he is a big hand dispensing cherry flavored plague syrup. None of them seem to care that there is a giant hand pouring shit on them, not even those cow things.
how do you shake that hand?
God is pouring out his spirit, and his spirit is plague.
Shake it carefully, sometimes when God wipes he doesn’t clean off his hand and that God shit has magical properties like it can eat your skin off, or turn you invisible, or to stone, you just never know what it will do to you.
fuck I hope I never get touched with god shit and all my skin burns off, especially if it is just like my mouth or something and then I have no lips and my gums will get all dried up and I will be all grimacey like a marvel zombie or something, or darkman and people will look at me and point and yell “die darkman die!’ and that would be kind of embarrassing to be like yeah god touched me with his shitty god finger right on my mouth and that’s why I don’t have lips anymore and my teeth have dry socket. why can’t god just wash his hands? he’s not like everyone else where you’re just spreading a staph infection, ecol i, or maybe some sort of prionic disease, he is spreading some serious magical plaguies, he is a scientist for Christ’s sake he knows, this just proves god does not give a shit about you or the fact that he might get his shit on you.
god has nice nails
Maybe God is pissed off at the world or more likely what you see is the hand of the devil.
good point! The devil seems like a nice guy he is probably like “hey you hardworking little guys have some cherry 7UP.”
God is pouring out that wine cuz it tasted shitty. Then he’s gonna grab a handful of them cows and snack on them like M&Ms to try and get the taste of the wine out of his mouth.
God just does whatever the fuck he wants.
He’s God, DAMMIT!!