Ass Dragging Werewolf Leads Pack of Chickens
A baby Ass dragging werewolf thinks a chicken is his mother. He grows up to lead pack of chickens. A bearded man makes him a nest of bacon to lay his eggs. Only he’s a wolf and a guy so he doesn’t lay eggs. He just lays a giant crap in his nest and every morning he terrorizes the farm by dragging streaks of bacon grease and wolfman feces across the lawn and carpets.