Ass Dragging Werewolf Leads Pack of Chickens
A baby Ass dragging werewolf thinks a chicken is his mother. He grows up to lead pack of chickens. A bearded man makes him a nest of bacon to lay his eggs. Only he’s a wolf and a guy so he doesn’t lay eggs. He just lays a giant crap in his nest and every morning he terrorizes the farm by dragging streaks of bacon grease and wolfman feces across the lawn and carpets.
BACON GREASE AND WEREWOLF SHIT ARE GREAT FOR THE LAWN
thats top notch reporting!
I’m not such a big fan of stories involving shit smears.
what if it smells like bacon?