A baby Ass dragging werewolf thinks a chicken is his mother. He grows up to lead pack of chickens. A bearded man makes him a nest of bacon to lay his eggs. Only he’s a wolf and a guy so he doesn’t lay eggs.  He just lays a giant crap in his nest  and every morning he terrorizes the farm by dragging streaks of  bacon grease and wolfman feces across the lawn and carpets.

Similar Posts:

• The Wall Chickens: Return of the Heart Kitten
• Anybody Votes! Office Horrors: Creepy Vs Werewolf
• Werewolf Sighting: Ass Dragging Werewolf Ruins Carpet

This entry was posted on Saturday, April 18th, 2009 at 9:14 pm and is filed under Curious Ideas. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.