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Lake Cheko- Scientists have discovered an previously unknown species in the center of the Tunguska Region. This strange discovery comes one hundred and one years after a 30 megaton blast scorched 50 kilometers of forest in the early hours of the morning.

Professor Chekaren Suslov and a team of scientists, were visiting the Podkamennaya Tunguska River basin as part of a survey for the Soviet Academy of Sciences to collect mineral deposits and vegetation samples.
Suslov said that, “I was at the far end of a ridge taking core samples of fallen trees, I spotted something fleshy looking emerging from the ground near the tree. I jumped back because nothing lives in this remote region of the Siberian taiga since the blast. The thing seemed to be blind as it was walking very slowly and bumping into bits of rock and twigs.”
Suslov and his team brought the creature back inside of a canister normally used to transport vegetation samples. The Academy has not released an official statement as to what species this creature is and why it has made its home in the desolate Siberian taiga.

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96 Responses to “Strange Creature Discovered in Tunguska Wasteland”
  1. Toastmaster says:

    oh my god that is the most horrifying creature ever. it’s like a mix between a pig and a potato and a rat

  2. itcome says:

    i think the creepiest part is the warty papery skinned nipples

  3. Toastmaster says:

    Here is something funny someone posted onbannination.com

    gahbrone: Ugh, brilliant!

    An animal that no one has ever seen before, that exists in one isolated environment in the entire universe… they have no idea what it’s life is like, no idea what it eats, what won’t stress it, what won’t kill it, and they can’t just take a picture or video??

    They have to PACK HIM up in a canister!?

    What is it with humans? Why can’t they just ENJOY it and at the very least STUDY it before they (end up) killing it!

    Surfnazi: Considering it’s a mole rat with a person’s face shittily photoshopped onto it, it’s no great loss if it died.

  4. Jinny says:

    emtoast.com – da best. Keep it going!
    Jinny

  5. French Toast says:

    the rat’s nipples and neck freak me out

  6. ben hansin says:

    this makes me horny haha

  7. wiggles says:

    i think that is the ugliest think i ever saw.

  8. CriticalMind says:

    Obviously a fake…

    Professor Chekaren Suslov’s expedition took place in 1926, how could he take a digital picture of an alive creature ?

    The Tunguska event was caused by the explosion of an meteoroid or a comet fragment in the atmosphere (and not on the ground), no radiations that would cause mutations were emitted… It is not a nuclear bomb lol!

    By the way, the blast during the Tunguska event is estimated to be in the 3/10 Mt range (not 30).

    Finally, this picture represents a mix of a baby female rat/mouse (or something like that) with an actual human baby face (which is sick dude)…

    Anyway, most of the ppl will know that this is a fake… (well I hope). I’m just posting for the few idiots that might think that this is actually true… -_-

    • Toastmaster says:

      You probably say the same thing about God. Sad…

    • bixby says:

      obviously

    • Mega2020 says:

      to CriticalMind:

      Obviously you know nothing…

      First of all, the pic has been taken recently, not in 1926 (“sientists”).
      Then: a meteoride or anything else for that matter may overheat, maybe even melt from friction, but does not explode.
      A rat/mouse has the eyes on the side, not in front. And last not least: I think you should have a good look at a babys mouth: does it really look like on this photo? Is really every strange animal fake?

      Check all the other bizarre animals that have ben discovered in recent times!

      • Deadman says:

        Meteoroids DO explode. He said that the scientist referenced in the post did his expedition in 1926 so how could he take a DIGITAL PHOTO. This is a naked mole rats body with a baby’s face with its mouth open photoshopped on and the rats mouth in the middle of the baby’s mouth. So in reality you are even more brain dead than the OP.

    • Kingi says:

      That wasnt a meteoric explosion omg XD ur one of the few idiots who think that XDXDXD

  9. T says:

    It has a human head??? Maybe Photoshoped?

  10. Bob says:

    I’ve always been intrigued by Tunguska and so I googled it! I never considered that the incident had effected biological transformations of this kind. But I have a very open mind. What happened to the creatures hair, is it female and why is it grimacing?

    • BIXBIES says:

      I believe the creature is looking at a small piece of potato that is being offered to it just out of the shot

  11. sickjunior says:

    looks like an alien abortion.
    thank you mctoast for once again putting me off my food!!!
    )i should find out where you can buy south african mole rats on line, they’d make great stocking stuffers(

  12. Yeah right says:

    If you enlarge the photo you can easily tell that it’s a poorly executed Photoshop fake.

  13. sickjunior says:

    uh, thats…”when you SEE one.”

  14. Giganotosaur says:

    Note that nose and teeth,too obviously a fake.

  15. babatunde samuel says:

    it really looks like a human!!! it must a human of another planet.

  16. rita says:

    eterocefalo glabro?

  17. rita says:

    I think it’s very very similar to Heterocephalus glaber….

  18. Kali says:

    Photoshop! It has the head of a human and the body of something like a naked mole rat (actual animal). I can see that this was wasily done with photo editing hardware.
    This is because 1. The fake teeth/fangs are blurry, while the rest of the body is not.
    2. The head has human facial structure and human teeth. (Asian appearence)
    3. The skin of the head is blurred and smoothed over, and does not match the texture of the rest of the body.

    4. I just looked up a picture of a naked mole rat to give you all an example of what i was talking about, and i came across the original picture of the image above in the following link.

    Enjoy. http://academic.reed.edu/biology/courses/BIO342/2010_syllabus/web_2010/qaic_site/images/naked-mole-rats.jpg

  19. KKD says:

    this is so fake

  20. Mutha says:

    I agree, this is fake. Clearly photoshopped on the head. I used to make pics like this to fool my friends.

  21. Wynja says:

    If someone, against all odds, still think this is a real photo; here is the photo of the naked mole rat it was based on: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,326355,00.html

    • Toastmaster says:

      That link has been posted several times. What you fail to realize is that FOX and others have created the “real” naked mole rat from the actual one with human features.

      • mkp says:

        haha i must be misunderstanding you….your saying FOX photoshopped the real naked mole rat photo from this one with the human features??? You cant be that much a moron, I must have misunderstood what your were saying

        • Toastmaster says:

          The real naked mole rat is fake.

        • BIXBY says:

          Sir I think you are clearly being confused.

        • neeeno says:

          if you looks up that scientist names he is real, and so is tunguska read your fact before you make accusings of peoples of lies! there are creature of this world that people have no knowings of that become apparent after discoveries the world over, just look at these gorilla no people knew of thems until the beginning time of the last century, please do not be so ignorant of knowledges you do no service to your self

        • bebe says:

          if you scroll up you can see that muthu guy admitted to making the photoshop he is the one that duped fox news

  22. mkp says:

    Whoever photoshopped this, get up with the latest version or at least use the healing brush a bit better. Horribly photoshopped…If your going to leave the body so detailed…don’t completely smooth out the photoshopped head. FAIL. Give up loser.

    • Toastmaster says:

      You just don’t get it do you? Looks like naked mole rats took your brain cells.

      • mkp says:

        lol yeaaaaah cuz you know fox news makes up normals species like naked mole rats from some retarded looking thing that is only found on this one web page….why the fuck am i arguing with you, your clearly “special” or just fucking with people.

        • BIXBY says:

          I think you might be obsessed with the naked mole rat

        • bebe says:

          I think you might be onto something thank you for pointing that out because now I doubt the validity of the other news on this site such as dolphin rape, shark tooth gum and JLo shitting her pants.

  23. r tweedie says:

    hilarious!

  24. lameeshatonray says:

    it looks like my baby pictures mamma took of me when i was just a little boy

  25. Barry Toonsten says:

    looks more like obama’s baby pictures to me…..

  26. too funny says:

    hey maybe the republicans have finally found a presidential type canidate

  27. ??? says:

    so, what’s the conclusion? it’s been a month -_-

  28. Son of the morning says:

    Ever notice their are no photos of whoever is responsible for this site here?
    Well, now you’ve found one.
    Bet you won’t approve this comment because it’s the TRUTH!

  29. Son of the morning says:

    Actually it could be the weirdest creature here, the uncle from the foot story!

  30. Ben Dover says:

    Does it taste like chicken?

  31. the Professor says:

    Actually, having been marooned in the Tunguska region myself for a month during the summer of ’82, I had the misfortune of having to live on these repulsive creatures as they were my only source of food. The only other fauna in the region that I observed were giant bearlike creatures of prehistoric proportions that only wandered about at night. Fortunately they glowed in the dark. They slew their prey by emmitting a sort of paralysing beam from their eyes. This fact alone rendered them an unfavorble food source.
    As I said, I lived on the flesh of these disgusting creatures for four weeks.
    They actually taste like buttered popcorn.
    I have a few pounds of them yet in my freezer.

    • Toastmaster says:

      If you crack the head open, the juice is not unlike coconut fruit juice.

      I always wanted to ride on the back of one of those bearlike creatures. Wasn’t that a ride at Disney back in the 70′s? I think too many kids got killed by the laser eyes and they had to shut it down.

  32. Waltz me Dizzy says:

    Now the creatures aimlessly roam the streets of Annahiem at night feeding off the few homeless who injudiciously wander into town looking for handouts.

  33. AaronBarbarian92 says:

    It’s just a naked mole rat with a human face photoshopped onto it.

  34. Paul Bunyun says:

    This is your best photoshop work.

  35. Ben says:

    I believe this is a photoshopped picture of a testicle (within the scrotum) with the head of a child.

  36. max says:

    the creature must be fake because their story is fake because first of all the tunguska valley is not still lifeless at the point of the explosion . they have found life form of plants far larger than regular plant life form on earth today and
    the pic is photoshopped

  37. Alex says:

    Вы там вообще ёбнулись у себя в штатах???

  38. Chris says:

    Oh my God. Look at the picture, you morons: it’s obviously fake!

  39. kei says:

    this is photoshop! low class!

  40. Artaxias says:

    *Facepalm*
    This animal is called “Bald/Naked Mole Rat” They live underground and the face is Photoshopped.

  41. Aspilac says:

    Nice Photoshop

  42. Toastmaster, It’s either you posted this using another name and just comments trolling and bugging people about your nonsense
    or you hit your head with a mouse during the photoshp session for you to religiouslt belive that this is true.. haha

    Well the fox news report was published BEFORE you photoshoped the picture and then you copied it.. too bad .. it’s easy to fins the original pictures of the Naked Mole Rat and the baby online using google.. and uploading a copy of the baby’s face and the molerat to see where photo was initially posted from.. and it’s from here

    http://64.19.142.11/a57.foxnews.com/www.foxnews.com/images/340337/450/350/0_21_061009_mole_rat.jpg

    Just dont give me that bullshit about believing it and Im a moron.. for I am – - along with the 54 people who said it was photoshoped..

    so Shut the eff up

    Cheers!

    • Toastmaster says:

      Everyone is entitled to an opinion. I don’t censor. I suggest you do some more homework. Start from the homepage http//:emtoast.com review some of the other posts then you will see how serious this is. When you see an army of these creatures arrive in your back yard eating all your lemon garlic shrimp, then you come back and tell me how bad the photoshop is.

  43. and I doubt you would even approve my first comment

  44. no you shut up facemaster says:

    yolo lololololol

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