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Apr 09 2009

Paris Hilton Suffers Stroke as Blanche Deveraux

Posted by bixby in Art of the Folked, Gossip

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5 Responses to “Paris Hilton Suffers Stroke as Blanche Deveraux”
  1. Toastmaster says:
    April 10, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    That droop faced freak. I bet her monkey did that to her face and she’s just trying to protect it by saying she had a stroke. Watch out for colorful monkeys Paris.

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  2. madelaine says:
    November 22, 2009 at 10:18 am

    Paris Hiltons feet are soo ugly, never seen any uglier!!!

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  3. sickjunior says:
    June 15, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    yer right mad. they look like swamp monster feet!

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  4. Dr. Stupid says:
    July 18, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    I think she had a cocaine aneurysm.
    Or possibly a bad reaction to a massive amount of Methamphetamine.
    You just have no idea what these rich bitches get up to behind closed doors.

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  5. Paul Bunyun says:
    August 10, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Maybe she got high and tongue kissed an electrical outlet?

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