Instant Beauty: Eyebrows the Only Item You Need

13

eyebrows

Thin droopy eyebrows got you down?  Poorly defined bushy brows?  All that’s in the past.  It’s 2009 now, a new era in eyebrow fashion.  Tired of guys looking only at your chest? Force them to look you in the eye. Paste-N-Go is now offering a new line of thick dark luscious brows with bold edges and thick styles.  They’re easy.  Either wax or shave off the existing damaged eyebrow material, then microwave the Paste-N-Gos for 2 minutes and attach to the face.  You can even trim the edges with scissors to give them the “edge” you’re looking for, or angle them for that stern I-mean-business look.  Available exclusively at Harmon Discount Health and Beauty.

Anybody Votes! 80’s Alien Fight: Mork vs Alf
Optical Illusion - Girls Gone Wild

13 thoughts on “Instant Beauty: Eyebrows the Only Item You Need

  1. omg, it’s sold out at every harmon! I called the 1800-go-harmon helpline and they don’t even know when they’d be able to restock this again since it’s too popular! darn it, I want me some Past-N-Gos!

  2. I am too poor for paste-n-gos 🙁 electrical tape and hot glue are the next best thing after a while you build up scars from the hot glue, then you no longer need the electrical tape, you just get a super thick sharpy and the scars make your brows extra stern and bushy like if tommy lee jones and christian lacroix’s new spring line had a baby, it is hot with one thousand ts

      1. these eyebrows are all over the women today, in the commercials and the fashion shows. I have even seen them on the street. dogs all of them! bushy browed dogs they look like neanderthals

Leave a Reply to ToastmasterCancel reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.