Jan
03
2009
Instant Beauty: Eyebrows the Only Item You Need
Posted by Toastmaster in Odd Products, Weird World News
Thin droopy eyebrows got you down? Poorly defined bushy brows? All that’s in the past. It’s 2009 now, a new era in eyebrow fashion. Tired of guys looking only at your chest? Force them to look you in the eye. Paste-N-Go is now offering a new line of thick dark luscious brows with bold edges and thick styles. They’re easy. Either wax or shave off the existing damaged eyebrow material, then microwave the Paste-N-Gos for 2 minutes and attach to the face. You can even trim the edges with scissors to give them the “edge” you’re looking for, or angle them for that stern I-mean-business look. Available exclusively at Harmon Discount Health and Beauty.
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omg, it’s sold out at every harmon! I called the 1800-go-harmon helpline and they don’t even know when they’d be able to restock this again since it’s too popular! darn it, I want me some Past-N-Gos!
I am too poor for paste-n-gos
electrical tape and hot glue are the next best thing after a while you build up scars from the hot glue, then you no longer need the electrical tape, you just get a super thick sharpy and the scars make your brows extra stern and bushy like if tommy lee jones and christian lacroix’s new spring line had a baby, it is hot with one thousand ts
This is just fucking stupid. I can’t believe this is a real thing.
no, its true. i think i remember they had a line of mustaches and goaties for men.
at least i think they did, unless i dreamt it….
dreams and reality are basically the same thing when you are a sleepwalker
who told you that?
I just told you.
how do you know its true, about the sleepwalkers?
never read that in the literature.
I just made it up. It’s probably true.
oh. ok. sure.
could be.
Groucho Marx eyebrows.
So very sexy….
I dream this is reality and I reality this is a dream.