http://emtoast.com/?p=401 EMToast. We write what we want, when we want. Sat, 18 May 2013 02:19:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://emtoast.com/?p=401&cpage=1#comment-123 Toe Fu Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:57:33 +0000 http://emtoast.com/?p=401#comment-123 my attempt at astral projection resulted in stomach content projection. My wall now looks like it belongs at MoMa.

]]> http://emtoast.com/?p=401&cpage=1#comment-97 bixby Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:05:50 +0000 http://emtoast.com/?p=401#comment-97 There is too much drama in the forecast for Scorpio this week, pretend you’re an Aries and steer clear of them.

]]> http://emtoast.com/?p=401&cpage=1#comment-93 Toastmaster Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:56:43 +0000 http://emtoast.com/?p=401#comment-93 Can you switch your sign? Maybe I’ll be a Capricorn on Tuesdays, Scorpio on Thursdays …

]]> http://emtoast.com/?p=401&cpage=1#comment-78 Toastmaster Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:33:47 +0000 http://emtoast.com/?p=401#comment-78 We’re all doomed.

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