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	<title>Comments on: Horrorscopes for the Week of September 15th</title>
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		<title>By: Toastmaster</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=266&#038;cpage=1#comment-70</link>
		<dc:creator>Toastmaster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our sanitation engineers dumped red paint in the street in front of the house.  No altercations either though because they weren&#039;t caught.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our sanitation engineers dumped red paint in the street in front of the house.  No altercations either though because they weren&#8217;t caught.</p>
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		<title>By: bixby</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=266&#038;cpage=1#comment-69</link>
		<dc:creator>bixby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 06:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#039;t had any altercations with any sanitation engineers yet this week. Afraid that I might not have one , I tried to provoke one by pouring a cup of coffee into the wastepaper basket by my desk at work and putting non-recyclables in the recycling container.   The week isn&#039;t over yet.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I haven&#8217;t had any altercations with any sanitation engineers yet this week. Afraid that I might not have one , I tried to provoke one by pouring a cup of coffee into the wastepaper basket by my desk at work and putting non-recyclables in the recycling container.   The week isn&#8217;t over yet.</p>
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		<title>By: French Toast</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=266&#038;cpage=1#comment-66</link>
		<dc:creator>French Toast</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:59:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[oh my god, a black cat and a rabbit tried to attack me last night, it&#039;s all coming true!!  good thing i stayed away from the power lines, who knows what could have happened.  I can&#039;t wait for next week&#039;s horrorscopes!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh my god, a black cat and a rabbit tried to attack me last night, it&#8217;s all coming true!!  good thing i stayed away from the power lines, who knows what could have happened.  I can&#8217;t wait for next week&#8217;s horrorscopes!</p>
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		<title>By: Toastmaster</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=266&#038;cpage=1#comment-57</link>
		<dc:creator>Toastmaster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#039;t worry, I know for a fact we have non-libra readers.  They&#039;re just quiet.  I mean with all these libras hogging the limelight cane you blame them. I mean 3 on one site.  It&#039;s ludicrous!  If things don&#039;t let up soon, I&#039;ll be forced to rename the site LEM Libra Entertainment Media.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t worry, I know for a fact we have non-libra readers.  They&#8217;re just quiet.  I mean with all these libras hogging the limelight cane you blame them. I mean 3 on one site.  It&#8217;s ludicrous!  If things don&#8217;t let up soon, I&#8217;ll be forced to rename the site LEM Libra Entertainment Media.</p>
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		<title>By: bixby</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=266&#038;cpage=1#comment-55</link>
		<dc:creator>bixby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[every week suckahs! damn it,  what is everyone a libra?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>every week suckahs! damn it,  what is everyone a libra?</p>
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		<title>By: Toe Fu</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=266&#038;cpage=1#comment-54</link>
		<dc:creator>Toe Fu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:56:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope this is an ongoing feature. Good shit. I can&#039;t believe I will face off with a sanitation worker this week. **FIIIINALLY!**]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope this is an ongoing feature. Good shit. I can&#8217;t believe I will face off with a sanitation worker this week. **FIIIINALLY!**</p>
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		<title>By: Toastmaster</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=266&#038;cpage=1#comment-53</link>
		<dc:creator>Toastmaster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:28:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it&#039;s all coming true!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it&#8217;s all coming true!!</p>
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