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	<title>Comments on: Dolphin Rape Caught on Film</title>
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		<title>By: the strongest man in the world</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-2576</link>
		<dc:creator>the strongest man in the world</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 07:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>its all they do, all day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>its all they do, all day.</p>
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		<title>By: blacktolan</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-2493</link>
		<dc:creator>blacktolan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 19:51:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i believe the story but couldn&#039;t you guys have found a real pic?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i believe the story but couldn&#8217;t you guys have found a real pic?</p>
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		<title>By: eric</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-2338</link>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 04:32:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*shudders* never going to the beach again</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*shudders* never going to the beach again</p>
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		<title>By: sickjunior</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-2176</link>
		<dc:creator>sickjunior</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 00:33:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey, that Australian tourist looks like a fiberglass sculpture i saw in an art magazine. wonder if he&#039;s related to the artist?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey, that Australian tourist looks like a fiberglass sculpture i saw in an art magazine. wonder if he&#8217;s related to the artist?</p>
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		<title>By: sickjunior</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-2162</link>
		<dc:creator>sickjunior</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 20:08:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>free your mind, tim. its all too frighteningly real. and dont go near the water, some dolphins are gay.
i&#039;m moving to utah.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>free your mind, tim. its all too frighteningly real. and dont go near the water, some dolphins are gay.<br />
i&#8217;m moving to utah.</p>
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		<title>By: tim</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-2156</link>
		<dc:creator>tim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 13:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>who would take the time to write something this long????  this is so stupid you people actually think its real?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>who would take the time to write something this long????  this is so stupid you people actually think its real?</p>
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		<title>By: sickjunior</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-1976</link>
		<dc:creator>sickjunior</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 07:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thats &#039;twenty FIRST century person.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thats &#8216;twenty FIRST century person.</p>
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		<title>By: sickjunior</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-1975</link>
		<dc:creator>sickjunior</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 07:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i don&#039;t see how an intelligent 2st century person can question this article. dolphins are creepy.
ever since i saw &#039;day of the dophin&#039; back in the mid 70&#039;s they have freaked me out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i don&#8217;t see how an intelligent 2st century person can question this article. dolphins are creepy.<br />
ever since i saw &#8216;day of the dophin&#8217; back in the mid 70&#8242;s they have freaked me out.</p>
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		<title>By: DOLPHIN LOVER</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-1577</link>
		<dc:creator>DOLPHIN LOVER</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 00:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>people need to get new hobbies.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>people need to get new hobbies.</p>
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		<title>By: Keola Natsumida</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-1553</link>
		<dc:creator>Keola Natsumida</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 00:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ya know, i really..... luved dolphins until i read that... What kind of dolphins would RAPE a lady?!?!?!?! I   couldn&#039;t imagine dolphines RAPING someone. Never would have imagined it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ya know, i really&#8230;.. luved dolphins until i read that&#8230; What kind of dolphins would RAPE a lady?!?!?!?! I   couldn&#8217;t imagine dolphines RAPING someone. Never would have imagined it.</p>
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		<title>By: Toastmaster</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-1475</link>
		<dc:creator>Toastmaster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can you rape caves aren&#039;t real?  Just search for dolphin rape cave on google and the truth will be revealed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can you rape caves aren&#8217;t real?  Just search for dolphin rape cave on google and the truth will be revealed.</p>
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		<title>By: PunkMaister</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-1474</link>
		<dc:creator>PunkMaister</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rape Caves! Right! Especially since Dolphins would never risk going in a place where they cannot surface for air! Yes they are horny and have attacked people sexually, but rape caves and as for a penis that can wrap around like an elephant&#039;s trunk not true either. Otherwise you&#039;d see them using the damn things to hunt and they do not.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rape Caves! Right! Especially since Dolphins would never risk going in a place where they cannot surface for air! Yes they are horny and have attacked people sexually, but rape caves and as for a penis that can wrap around like an elephant&#8217;s trunk not true either. Otherwise you&#8217;d see them using the damn things to hunt and they do not.</p>
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		<title>By: harly</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-1469</link>
		<dc:creator>harly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ive heard they will fuk you but wow i didnt know it was that bad</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ive heard they will fuk you but wow i didnt know it was that bad</p>
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		<title>By: Ian Hudson</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-1398</link>
		<dc:creator>Ian Hudson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:51:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Dolphin Haters,
I have a group on Facebook called Brick A Dolphin. If you have facebook just type Brick A Dolphin into the search bar. This story has been posted there and we hope to find many more. 
If you have any further queries email me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Dolphin Haters,<br />
I have a group on Facebook called Brick A Dolphin. If you have facebook just type Brick A Dolphin into the search bar. This story has been posted there and we hope to find many more.<br />
If you have any further queries email me.</p>
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		<title>By: Caboose</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-1297</link>
		<dc:creator>Caboose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This cracks me up...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This cracks me up&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: bixby</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-1193</link>
		<dc:creator>bixby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:13:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the things you don&#039;t worry about are always the ones that sneak up on you and rape you in thier caves. I don&#039;t even go near the water, but I still worry about it, you never know who you might be chatting with on the phone or the internet, didn&#039;t you ever see johnny pneumonic that is some scary shit, they are everywhere man E V E R Y W H E R E!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the things you don&#8217;t worry about are always the ones that sneak up on you and rape you in thier caves. I don&#8217;t even go near the water, but I still worry about it, you never know who you might be chatting with on the phone or the internet, didn&#8217;t you ever see johnny pneumonic that is some scary shit, they are everywhere man E V E R Y W H E R E!</p>
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		<title>By: bixby</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-1192</link>
		<dc:creator>bixby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>6 rogue packets vs rogue packs vs the croc from Rogue vs Rogue from the X-men when she went all nutty on Marvel girl</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>6 rogue packets vs rogue packs vs the croc from Rogue vs Rogue from the X-men when she went all nutty on Marvel girl</p>
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		<title>By: Toastmaster</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-1189</link>
		<dc:creator>Toastmaster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:38:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rogue packs vs 6 rogue packets</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rogue packs vs 6 rogue packets</p>
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		<title>By: Donna From DesMoist</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-948</link>
		<dc:creator>Donna From DesMoist</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Personally, I have too many probs just trying to find a nice, open-minded, spritually-centered, intelligent man who has a job. So, I&#039;ve never had to worry about dating dolphins.... or getting raped by them in thier caves</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Personally, I have too many probs just trying to find a nice, open-minded, spritually-centered, intelligent man who has a job. So, I&#8217;ve never had to worry about dating dolphins&#8230;. or getting raped by them in thier caves</p>
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		<title>By: Toastmaster</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-947</link>
		<dc:creator>Toastmaster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8170130.stm&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Playful dolphin strands NZ woman &lt;/a&gt;

Here is a perfect example.</description>
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<p>Here is a perfect example.</p>
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		<title>By: preyingmantiseses</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-944</link>
		<dc:creator>preyingmantiseses</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 17:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I do not doubt the validity of this story, I have seen several things on the news about aggressive dolphins masturbating on people near florida, they actually put out warnings to beach goers.The dolphins will approach swimmers and the swimmers think it is all fine and good then the dolphins start bumping them and rubbing their penises on them. I have not seen this particular story on the news but perhaps it was only on the local stations</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I do not doubt the validity of this story, I have seen several things on the news about aggressive dolphins masturbating on people near florida, they actually put out warnings to beach goers.The dolphins will approach swimmers and the swimmers think it is all fine and good then the dolphins start bumping them and rubbing their penises on them. I have not seen this particular story on the news but perhaps it was only on the local stations</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-942</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 09:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You don&#039;t really think this is real, do you?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You don&#8217;t really think this is real, do you?</p>
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		<title>By: Mal&#38;Kay</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-938</link>
		<dc:creator>Mal&#38;Kay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>where is the film we want to c it???</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>where is the film we want to c it???</p>
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		<title>By: Ron Russell</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-903</link>
		<dc:creator>Ron Russell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 09:16:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn, that dolphin is hung like a horse, no I take that back like an elephant---poor girl, or maybe unlucky boyfriend!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn, that dolphin is hung like a horse, no I take that back like an elephant&#8212;poor girl, or maybe unlucky boyfriend!</p>
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		<title>By: bixby</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1925&#038;cpage=1#comment-852</link>
		<dc:creator>bixby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I never swim in the ocean because of this very reason, dolphin rape caves, the horror of the sea</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I never swim in the ocean because of this very reason, dolphin rape caves, the horror of the sea</p>
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