Comments on: Kellogg Layoff Result: Corn Pops Rebranded Gold Tooth Crunch http://emtoast.com/?p=1293 EMToast. We write what we want, when we want. Sat, 18 May 2013 02:19:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: rizzo http://emtoast.com/?p=1293&cpage=1#comment-11590 rizzo Sat, 21 Apr 2012 03:23:36 +0000 http://emtoast.com/?p=1293#comment-11590 that tastes like heart burns

]]> By: Mr. Magoo http://emtoast.com/?p=1293&cpage=1#comment-3979 Mr. Magoo Mon, 22 Aug 2011 22:25:33 +0000 http://emtoast.com/?p=1293#comment-3979 Sure, why not. It’s as good as any other.

]]> By: Toastmaster http://emtoast.com/?p=1293&cpage=1#comment-3976 Toastmaster Mon, 22 Aug 2011 21:27:11 +0000 http://emtoast.com/?p=1293#comment-3976 Orange Sugar Crunch

]]> By: Toastmaster http://emtoast.com/?p=1293&cpage=1#comment-3914 Toastmaster Fri, 12 Aug 2011 01:07:39 +0000 http://emtoast.com/?p=1293#comment-3914 Oranges make me throw up.

]]> By: Mr. Magoo http://emtoast.com/?p=1293&cpage=1#comment-3905 Mr. Magoo Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:05:28 +0000 http://emtoast.com/?p=1293#comment-3905 There was an orange flavored cereal and the add had a cartoon cowboy riding around on an orange. I don’t remember what it was called, but that must be what you are remembering.

]]> By: Captain Nemo http://emtoast.com/?p=1293&cpage=1#comment-3178 Captain Nemo Sat, 02 Apr 2011 17:28:35 +0000 http://emtoast.com/?p=1293#comment-3178 Know what cereal I really liked? “Beefy Beefheads meat crunch puffs”!
The milk turned into gravey and it had little pieces of jerky in it.
They stopped distributing it after less than a month because there was a rumor the jerky bits were’nt beef, but deceased old people from resthomes who had no family, so the homes sold the cadavers real cheap to Kellogs.
Pissed me off. I bet the rumors were started by General Mills.
I tried making my own with crunchy dog food and even cut up little bits of jerky with a pair of scizzors, but it wasn’t the same.
Wonder what their secret was?

]]> By: Toastmaster http://emtoast.com/?p=1293&cpage=1#comment-817 Toastmaster Sat, 13 Jun 2009 03:40:26 +0000 http://emtoast.com/?p=1293#comment-817 Thank you Nancy for including Gold Tooth Crunch on your list of Ye Olde Breakfast Cereal

http://unpetitchou.blogspot.com/2009/05/ye-olde-breakfast-cereal.html

]]> By: bixby http://emtoast.com/?p=1293&cpage=1#comment-391 bixby Sun, 18 Jan 2009 08:41:00 +0000 http://emtoast.com/?p=1293#comment-391 I always thought he was riding around on an orange. I was so confused when I found out that it was sugar pop :( I remember they got soggy so fast and then tasted all shitty like wet corn, but at least they didn’t rip the shit out of the roof of your mouth like captain crunch.

]]> By: Toastmaster http://emtoast.com/?p=1293&cpage=1#comment-390 Toastmaster Sun, 18 Jan 2009 03:57:21 +0000 http://emtoast.com/?p=1293#comment-390 I want to crunch up some gold teeth. I remember watching a commercial for sugar corn pops back in 1978 when they had this cowboy and my mother fell down the fucking stairs and her elbow blew up like this big bubble because she sprained it and she had to wear a sling and at that point i realized my parents were mortals and it was very disappointing.

]]> By: Toe Fu http://emtoast.com/?p=1293&cpage=1#comment-389 Toe Fu Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:23:04 +0000 http://emtoast.com/?p=1293#comment-389 Sugar Smacks-for when the missus gets too lippy.

I want that character glass. Now.

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