Comments on: Weekly Horrorscopical Preparations for the ’09

By: Toastmaster

Toastmaster — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:04:10 +0000

bueno

By: Toastmaster

Toastmaster — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:03:14 +0000

that nasty peanut pocket mother fucker.

By: bixby

bixby — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:14:26 +0000

both, for the new yearage at the end of the weekage

By: bixby

bixby — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:13:12 +0000

i can read about snakes was a good book. it turned into an even better book when you amped it up with a sticker of the infant christ, it became i can read about snakes that eat baby gods. that scholastic book flyer was the shit.

a peanut nut is a man that came to us because he coughed and a peanut appear from his neck and he hadn’t eaten peanuts in 3 weeks. He had some kind of weird pocket in his neck that caught food in it, so to protect his privacy whenever we spoke of the medical oddity he was referred to as peanut neck, and he was in a band that had just put out an album.

By: Toastmaster

Toastmaster — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:35:28 +0000

Wait is this a weekly horrorscope or for the whole year. Fuck I am confused. Pretty sad when you’re posting 3 comments in a row on your own fucking website. Edits are for the weak.

Fuck Taurus.

By: Toastmaster

Toastmaster — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:31:55 +0000

Snakes with boobs rule.

By: Toastmaster

Toastmaster — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:31:36 +0000

Ahahaha baby Jesus in the mouth of a snake for the new millenium. Make me a sticker of that. It’s probably our greatest contribution to society. Aside from snakes with boobs.

Emtoast is the most brilliant think tank for snake comedy on earth.

Wtf is a peanut neck?