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	<title>Comments on: Christmas Madlibs: Rudolph the $%&amp;@ Nosed Reindeer</title>
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		<title>By: Iloveyou</title>
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		<dc:creator>Iloveyou</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So how old are you...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So how old are you&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Toastmaster</title>
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		<dc:creator>Toastmaster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 19:56:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks.  Glad you enjoyed]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks.  Glad you enjoyed</p>
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		<title>By: Iloveyou</title>
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		<dc:creator>Iloveyou</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love these paradys cant spell today lol]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love these paradys cant spell today lol</p>
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		<title>By: Toastmaster</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1132&#038;cpage=1#comment-2747</link>
		<dc:creator>Toastmaster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2010 05:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rudolph, the wooly nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And 
if you ever decomposed him, you would even say it 
salivates.  

All of the springy reindeer used to laugh and call him 
slave. They never let creamy Rudolph join in any reindeer 
games.

  Then one contaminated Christmas Eve Santa came to say: 
&#039;Rudolph with your nose so silver, won&#039;t you pinch my sleigh 
tonight?&#039;  

Then all the reindeer slapped him as they shouted out with 
glee, Rudolph the orange-nosed reindeer, you&#039;ll go down in 
history.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rudolph, the wooly nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And<br />
if you ever decomposed him, you would even say it<br />
salivates.  </p>
<p>All of the springy reindeer used to laugh and call him<br />
slave. They never let creamy Rudolph join in any reindeer<br />
games.</p>
<p>  Then one contaminated Christmas Eve Santa came to say:<br />
&#8216;Rudolph with your nose so silver, won&#8217;t you pinch my sleigh<br />
tonight?&#8217;  </p>
<p>Then all the reindeer slapped him as they shouted out with<br />
glee, Rudolph the orange-nosed reindeer, you&#8217;ll go down in<br />
history.</p>
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		<title>By: Toe Fu</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1132&#038;cpage=1#comment-316</link>
		<dc:creator>Toe Fu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rudolph, the stank nosed reindeer had a very disheveled 
nose. And if you ever transformed him, you would even say it 
violates.  

All of the porous reindeer used to laugh and call him 
salmon. They never let flocculent Rudolph join in any 
reindeer games.

  Then one woolly Christmas Eve Santa came to say: &#039;Rudolph 
with your nose so dainty, won&#039;t you gyrate my sleigh 
tonight?&#039;  

Then all the reindeer humped him as they shouted out with 
glee, Rudolph the balmy-nosed reindeer, you&#039;ll go down in 
history.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rudolph, the stank nosed reindeer had a very disheveled<br />
nose. And if you ever transformed him, you would even say it<br />
violates.  </p>
<p>All of the porous reindeer used to laugh and call him<br />
salmon. They never let flocculent Rudolph join in any<br />
reindeer games.</p>
<p>  Then one woolly Christmas Eve Santa came to say: &#8216;Rudolph<br />
with your nose so dainty, won&#8217;t you gyrate my sleigh<br />
tonight?&#8217;  </p>
<p>Then all the reindeer humped him as they shouted out with<br />
glee, Rudolph the balmy-nosed reindeer, you&#8217;ll go down in<br />
history.</p>
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		<title>By: itcome</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1132&#038;cpage=1#comment-314</link>
		<dc:creator>itcome</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rudolph, the decrepid nosed reindeer had a very pissy nose. 
And if you ever shooted him, you would even say it injects.  

All of the fucked up reindeer used to laugh and call him 
cow. They never let emaciated Rudolph join in any reindeer 
games.

  Then one steamy Christmas Eve Santa came to say: &#039;Rudolph 
with your nose so cancerous, won&#039;t you drink my sleigh 
tonight?&#039;  

Then all the reindeer smacked him as they shouted out with 
glee, Rudolph the swollen-nosed reindeer, you&#039;ll go down in 
history.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rudolph, the decrepid nosed reindeer had a very pissy nose.<br />
And if you ever shooted him, you would even say it injects.  </p>
<p>All of the fucked up reindeer used to laugh and call him<br />
cow. They never let emaciated Rudolph join in any reindeer<br />
games.</p>
<p>  Then one steamy Christmas Eve Santa came to say: &#8216;Rudolph<br />
with your nose so cancerous, won&#8217;t you drink my sleigh<br />
tonight?&#8217;  </p>
<p>Then all the reindeer smacked him as they shouted out with<br />
glee, Rudolph the swollen-nosed reindeer, you&#8217;ll go down in<br />
history.</p>
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		<title>By: Toastmaster</title>
		<link>http://emtoast.com/?p=1132&#038;cpage=1#comment-312</link>
		<dc:creator>Toastmaster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rudolph, the shit nosed reindeer had a very drippy nose. And 
if you ever slapped him, you would even say it cracks.  

All of the aging reindeer used to laugh and call him 
cannibal. They never let regurgitated Rudolph join in any 
reindeer games.

 Then one worn out Christmas Eve Santa came to say: 
&#039;Rudolph with your nose so defeated, won&#039;t you snap my 
sleigh tonight?&#039;  

Then all the reindeer flinged him as they shouted out with 
glee, Rudolph the crippled-nosed reindeer, you&#039;ll go down in 
history.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rudolph, the shit nosed reindeer had a very drippy nose. And<br />
if you ever slapped him, you would even say it cracks.  </p>
<p>All of the aging reindeer used to laugh and call him<br />
cannibal. They never let regurgitated Rudolph join in any<br />
reindeer games.</p>
<p> Then one worn out Christmas Eve Santa came to say:<br />
&#8216;Rudolph with your nose so defeated, won&#8217;t you snap my<br />
sleigh tonight?&#8217;  </p>
<p>Then all the reindeer flinged him as they shouted out with<br />
glee, Rudolph the crippled-nosed reindeer, you&#8217;ll go down in<br />
history.</p>
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