Port Coquitlam, British Columbia. (PressRelease) November 7, 2009 – Willie Pickton Industries, Inc.®, a major supplier and worldwide exporter of pork scented cleaning products, pork scented cleaners and pork scented commercial cleaning equipment, announced Swine Fluid® 100% pork scented windshield washer fluid. The formulation is available in concentrations up to 1500:1 for blenders, distributors, vehicle fleets, trucking, bus companies, the military, auto repair and parts stores, and others serving the transportation industry.

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Date 9/11/09
Round Rock, TX

• First sub-dollar notebook offered under Dell name.
• Just in time for Back to School.
• No batteries.
• Fully Biodegradable. Green to the extreme.
• Stores over 100 pages of notes / drawings.
• Record contact info.  Schedule meetings.  Write messages.
• Portable.  Take it anywhere.
• File Sharing.  Tear and share technology.
• Endless Video possibilities with patented Flip-N-View feature.

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The luxurious life of the privileged is at your fingertips and toetips in just 8 short weeks.

The revolutionary new formula will keep you from biting your nails. Are you plagued by the insatiable urge to bite your toenails? Read the rest of this entry »

Chiclets, the candy coated gum once widely available in the US is set to make a comeback after many years of obscurity.  Cadbury Adams owners of the Chiclets brand are capitalizing on recent advances in stem cell research to revitalize their product.  The new product, simply called Chiclets Tooth Enhancing Gum is built on premise that sharks have multiple rows of regenerating teeth, a trait humans do not share.

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Thin droopy eyebrows got you down?  Poorly defined bushy brows?  All that’s in the past.  It’s 2009 now, a new era in eyebrow fashion.  Tired of guys looking only at your chest? Force them to look you in the eye. Paste-N-Go is now offering a new line of thick dark luscious brows with bold edges and thick styles.  They’re easy.  Either wax or shave off the existing damaged eyebrow material, then microwave the Paste-N-Gos for 2 minutes and attach to the face.  You can even trim the edges with scissors to give them the “edge” you’re looking for, or angle them for that stern I-mean-business look.  Available exclusively at Harmon Discount Health and Beauty.

BEAVERTON, Ore. (Dec. 21, 2008) – NIKE, Inc. (NYSE: NKE) today announced that they are expecting profits in the 1st and 2nd quarters of 2009 based upon the introduction of a new line of active footwear that is both innovative and green. The new Air BS line of shoes will have an entire sole made of Nike’s patented Air system. The new sole cuts down on materials required to produce the new product line. There is no midsole and no sole. Packaging is reduced and more shoes can be shipped in fewer shipping containers.

With building  security tightening nationwide, gun enthusiasts and criminals alike have found a novel way around pat downs and metal detectors. Meet America’s newest obsession: the tiny gun.  What began as a hobby for many has now become a popular form of self defense.

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