Just when you thought “Biever Fever” was over, Justin Bieber has decided that tampons and maxi-pads should be a reminder that he is indeed everywhere.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

February 22, 2010 – The 16 year old pop idol had teamed up with Kotex to design and launch his own line of femenine hygene products which will be launched exclusively at Wal-Mart.

The collection is called  “Down to Earth” and the products are named after his hits

“Stuck In The Moment” Tampons

“Never Let You Go” Maxi Pad

“Eenie Meenie” Mini Pad

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EMToast has obtained exclusive audio of Paris Hilton admitting to friends that she “thinks she is having a robot baby.”

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On the tape Hilton states, “Last week, like i got really really drunk, and this really cute robot started coming on to me.  So like i sort of did him.  Now I’m like three days late.  I think I’m having a robot baby because something is beeping and booping in there.”

We’re not sure, has Paris gone off her rocker, or is there something to this story?

EMToast has obtained exclusive audio of Paris Hilton admitting that she “made out with a monkey.”

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Audio Transcript: “I like made out with a monkey.  Like a real one.  I mean is that wrong?  He was like… so cute.”

Paris admitted the offense to a friend in a voice message which was then shared with the police and ASPCA.

Hilton was arrested a little before midnight last night and was booked on charges of DUI and animal abuse

Paris was released on her own recognizance shortly after her arrest.

Absolutely Disgusting!

J-Lo has no shame for her shit stain.  Looks uncomfortable. See how she’s grabbing at those shit packed pants.  Gross.

Fuzzles Of Speed Racer Fame and Clyde, Clint Eastwood’s one time companion and star of Every Which Way But Loose, were involved in a brawl on Wednesday.

The altercation took place at an HSUS fundraiser the two simian stars were attending.

Sources have yet to confirm what started the fight.

One attendee, Deanna Russo, stated that,” I think it all
started when Clyde made a remark to Fuzzles about being a sell out and wearing clothes. I really think he was just jealous that he hasn’t had any real work in like 25 years.”

Apparently sources report that Fuzzles fired back calling him “a washed up has-been”, this is when the scuffle began.

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Guys across the country are praising the new DVD/ Blu Ray release Speed Racer for it’s colorful display action packed race sequences.

But their ladies have a different take.  They’re saying, “That monkey’s a good actor.”

This catch phrase is credited with propelling Speed Racers Simian superstar’s to unheard of levels of fame and fortune.

“This guy can’t lose!”his agent claims.  “Ladies love him.”

With assets totaling over 35 billon dollars with just one film under his belt, Fuzzles, the chimp who plays Chim Chim in the movie, certainly doesn’t seem to be able to lose. Read the rest of this entry »

Clay Aiken

is   really  Lindsay Lohan

HOLLYWOOD, CA – David Hasselhoff is at it again.

In a stunt that shocked Knight Rider viewers and animal rights activists alike, David Hasselhoff held two puppies hostage in a failed attempt to avoid a mandatory stint in rehab.

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well i’ve finally done it.  i’ve started a site all about toast.